2001-08-11 - 11:27 a.m.

Someday I wish I could be a pirate. In my mind there is definatly nothing better then a pirate. I would spend my days raping and pillaging small villages. Well actually I would leave the rape to the other pirates but I would pillage twice as much just to make up for my lack of raping.man I can't wait to be a real pirate. Just think of all the great things that await me, Like SCURVY...thats always fun... ahh the pirates life is definatly for me... not too mention I'm on a constant quest for BOOTY!!!

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