2003-01-21 - 12:33 a.m.

ok we're going to need:

5 Kamikaze Jamaican ninjas

13 cans of Diet Vanilla Coke

1 blind black man playing any kind of musical instrument

Monkeys, lots and lots of monkeys!

3 squirrel cages

1 Guatemalan Insanity Pepper

and 47 midgets dressed as either leprechauns, lolipop kids, or Ewoks.

Yes folks if we can get all of those items we can make the most perfect Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich that will make Elvis himself need a new pair of underwear!!

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