2003-06-27 - 12:36 a.m.

Today when i got home from work I turn on my tv. This was at 2:45 so soap operas were still on. Anyways I turn on the tv and I see this woman sitting on a couch crying and talking. But next to her is a Chimpanzee dressed up as a doctor. And to top it all off the monkey is drinking a Caffeine Free Diet Coke.

I ask you what the hell is wrong with this?!?!

Tip of the day:"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right."

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