2003-07-03 - 1:33 a.m.

Drunk people at bars make me laugh... Oh yes they can be quite entertaining. Like for instance this girl walks into a bar and says she's gunna dance on a table. I'm like well I need to take a piss. And when i come back out she's laying on the ground screaming because she was so drunk and slipped off the table and broke her leg. It sucked for her... but well I thought it was funny.

Tip of the day:"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too...I tried to taste it, but it did not work..."

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